Me and my friends made these up in art today.

If Slenderman were a banker, he'd be a lenderman.
If Slenderman were a car salesmen, he'd be a fenderman.
If Slenderman taught yoga he'd be a benderman.
If Slenderman worked for the postal service, he'd be a senderman.

If Doubles Guy was depressed, he'd be a Troubles Guy.
If Doubles Guy was in a bath, he'd be a Boubles Guy.
If Doubles Guy was in Japan, he'd be a Rubble Guy.

Not gonna lie. I didn't even smile.

Yeah, I know they suck but my creativity level is -9001 so I was pretty proud of myself.

If Slenderman were in Futurama, he'd be bender, man
If Slenderman were a butcher, he'd be a tenderman
If Slenderman were OP, he'd be a faggot
If Slenderman was into video making(which he is), he'd be a renderman

If Doubles Guy was a swinger, he'd be Couples Guy

not even gud.

Srsly, If I lurked hard enough, I could probably find the original topic in the 4chan archives, or I could find this topic on /x/ right now.

Kinda liked "If Slenderman were OP, he'd be a faggot"

but that's

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