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| | Subject: Corrupt a Wish Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:02 pm | |
| Because wynut.
Say wish, corrupt wish and all that.
I wish I had a chance to use "wynut" in an actual thread about pokemon. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:32 pm | |
| Granted, but the only way you can use it is in a completely pointless and forced way, and everyone hates you for it.
I wish I had lots of money. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:03 am | |
| granted, but someone steals all of it and kills you
I wish I was better at FPS's | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:38 am | |
| Granted, but everyone is still better than you.
I wish it wasn't so god damned hot. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:15 pm | |
| Granted, but now It's sub-zero and you become a Capsicle.
I wish I could choose when to feel pain. ;D | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:30 pm | |
| Granted, but you break your leg and don't notice for three days.
I wish I had the powers to manipulate time and space. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:09 pm | |
| granted but you a few paradoxes and destroy the universe
I wish you hadn't destroyed the universe
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:35 pm | |
| Granted, but now Earth can continue in its inevitable plunge into chaos and anarchy, chiefly due to a global thermonuclear war and the massive famine that ensued.
I wish I hadn't used my Masterball on Groudon. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:02 am | |
| granted, but you used it on a zigzagoon
I wish my internet didn't constantly fail | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:38 am | |
| Granted, but it is now constantly slow.
I wish I wish I was a fish. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:48 am | |
| Granted, you are a fish. And now you're dinner.
I wish I could even sometimes go as far as. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:27 am | |
| Granted, but you decide not to even go want to do more like.
I wish my jimmies remained unrustled. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:41 am | |
| granted, but your jimmies are so unrustled that the unrustled-ness of your jimmies begins to rustle you jimmies
I wish I managed to type that granted section without having to fix a ton of typos
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:15 pm | |
| Granted, but you still made some, and therefore your jimmies are still rustled.
I wish I had some jimmies for my ice cream. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:03 pm | |
| Granted, but those jimmies are replaced with gorilla munch cereal.
I wish that Roller Coaster Day wasn't so far away. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:39 pm | |
| granted, but its only one day sooner and the time changing rustles your jimmies
I wish I could think of something interesting to do right now | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:38 pm | |
| Granted, but you decide to lick an electrical outlet.
I wish Summer didn't fly by so fast. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:17 am | |
| granted but you have to go to summer school
I wish I could fix my sleep schedule
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:19 pm | |
| Granted, but now you're asleep when everyone else is awake because they adjusted their sleep schedule because they hate you.
I wish that I had a useless superpower. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:30 pm | |
| granted, you now have to power to appear to be Bruce Wayne when you are actually Batman
I wish my zelda timeline thing didnt take me an hour to write | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:37 pm | |
| granted, but you were careless and made over 9000 grammatical errors.
I wish I could eat a cheeseburger every night for a year. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:23 pm | |
| Granted, but you die of a heart attack after a few months.
I wish brussel(sp?) sprouts didn't take so long to cook. Alternatively, that they were tasty. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:48 pm | |
| Granted, but you get cancer from the microwave.
I wish I wan an Oscar Meyer Wiener. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:15 pm | |
| Granted, but you have no limbs, so you resort to bending over (cooked hotdogs are flexible) and eating your body.
I wish I could speak a foreign language sufficiently. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:22 pm | |
| Granted, but it's a dead language and it's not even useful any other time.
I wish I had infinite money. | |
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